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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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