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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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