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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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