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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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