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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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