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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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