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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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