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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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