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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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