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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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