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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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