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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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