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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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