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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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