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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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