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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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