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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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