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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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