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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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