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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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