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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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