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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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