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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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