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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Stella eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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