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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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