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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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