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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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