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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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