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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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