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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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