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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jelly eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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