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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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