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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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