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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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