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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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