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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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