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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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