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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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