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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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