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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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