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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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