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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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