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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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