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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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