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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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