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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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