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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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