Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.