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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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