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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Jelly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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