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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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