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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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