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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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