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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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